The Psychic Class may be postponed due to unforeseen circumstances.
Tonight’s workshop, entitled ‘Living With Your Inner Child’ has been cancelled because the dog ate my homework and I have detention after school.
The Overcoming Failure workshop has been cancelled, again, due to lack of participants.
Unfortunately for you, the Coping With Personal Rejection Course is full. Sorry about that.
Sadly, this week’s Tantra Session is postponed. The instructor will not be coming. He is still suffering with groin strain and is not up for taking the session half-cocked.
The Dyslexia Worksop has bean canceled due to unforeskin circumcisions.
Unfortunately, the Plain-Speaking Workshop has been cancelled due to without prejudice notwithstanding confulated peturbations.
If anyone finds the class notes for the ‘Dealing with Loss’ Workshop, please hand them in.
The Workshop on Hypochondria will be postponed yet again due to possible illness.
The Foot Reflexology Programme has been held over as the instructor has his veruccas back.
No Zen Classes not held here every other Tuesday.
The ‘Decision Making Now’ course, starting next week or the week after, may or may not be cancelled/postponed. To be advised/announced shortly.
The ‘Urine Therapy’ Practitioner has not been able to come today. (He’s taking the piss again).